dreambled:

nonnegative:

BABY

it’s not like i had to listen to this song on full blast just now or anything

dreambled:

nonnegative:

BABY

it’s not like i had to listen to this song on full blast just now or anything

(Source: raptorific)

#BAY-BAAAAAYYYYY

nihilnovisubsole:

Skintones

A quick little thing that ended up being neither quick nor little, for an anon who asked how I do skin colors.

As usual, I’m not a professional, this is just how I do things. Hope I answered your question!

#art reference #useful! #voodooqueuequeue

gothiccharmschool:

Romantic ideals: Morticia and Gomez.

(Source: sakamoto-sama)

#the addams fanily #voodooqueuequeue

blue-author:

latenightseth:

He just did it right there in front of everyone.

"Mr. President, you realize it would break the internet."

(Source: bobbymoynihans)

#also my brain #*broken* #thanks obama #voodooqueuequeue
ascensohaciaelcaos:

Bad girls

ascensohaciaelcaos:

Bad girls

#dc #fanart #catwoman #poison ivy #harley quinn #voodooqueuequeue

stand-up-comic-gifs:

You guys are all safe and sound tonight because of shit that I did on Halo last night. (x)

#aisha tyler #people that need to clone themselves #for real though this is 99% of the reason i don't give a single fuck if i never procreate #aisha you get me #voodooqueuequeue

(Source: banana-kendrick)

#anna kendrick #how is anna kendrick real #voodooqueuequeue

(Source: xercity)

#mass effect #me3 #conrad verner #guys i just...i just love conrad #whatta doof #voodooqueuequeue
rana-e:

littlemoongoddess:

andrysb24:

knightof-hope:

vanishedschism:

theatretroubles:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem and manhood both inflatewhen lofty furs I purchase for a cent.Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, thoughthey smell a trifle musty. Still, I spentmuch less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.These dusty shelves will yield their hidden lootto those, like me, more frugal in their looks.Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.      - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a sonnet. *claps*

Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.

I’m sincerely impressed.

A+

PEABODY FOR YOU


This is the best thing ever

rana-e:

littlemoongoddess:

andrysb24:

knightof-hope:

vanishedschism:

theatretroubles:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.

Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a sonnet. *claps*

Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.

I’m sincerely impressed.

A+

PEABODY FOR YOU

This is the best thing ever

#macklemore #shakespeare #yes #yes this is good #voodooqueuequeue

Enable me plz.

Question: Anybody use Sketchbook Pro 6? (Mac version, not iOS) It’s half off and I’m considering getting it since my Autodesk education account doesn’t include SB6, buuuuut I’d love second opinions.

Thx yo!

Posted: 1 month ago with 1 note

darlingdiver:

I have a very deep appreciation of Anna Kendrick and her humor. 

#anna kendrick #people who need to clone themselves #voodooqueuequeue

quiet-beatle:

pavl0vee:

dofer49:

how elton john runs from the police

Must save rock and roll

(Source: yourmaineventer)

#voodooqueuequeue

voodoo-season:

Price in the Official Call of Duty®: Ghosts Customization Items Trailer (x)

WHAT I NEED THIS HOW DO I

AVAILABLE NOW ON XBOX

‎(ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻

Re-reblogging because it just occurred to me that in that last gif, without being able to see his gun, it just looks like Price is very, very angrily watering his flower garden.

Eheheheheheh….

(Source: stalker-sex)

#'YEAH FUCKIN' AZAELIAS THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET TO WITHER AND DIE' #'I'LL WATER YOU BASTARDS TILL YOU DROWN' #'Mrs. Peabody up her own arse because she won Garden of the Year three times in a row I WILL END YOU WOMAN'

acoustickub:

I…love…this

(Source: stevemcqueened)

#loki #lulz #voodooqueuequeue

meonlyred:

radicalrascality:

im crying

Confession of someone who works in customer service: We don’t give two shits if you never come back. In fact we are glad to never have to see your rude bitch ass ever again. :D

Can confirm. Sadly, can also confirm that they never, ever keep their word. Ever. The sweet ones or the hot single ones, however, always seem to completely forget our store exists once they leave. :(

Bonus confession: Bullying and grumping and demanding to see yell at our managers in order to get your way will receive the bare minimum necessary to shut you up; whereas the tiniest amount of patience and friendliness (esp. if things aren’t going perfectly) will often have us bending over backwards and making all sorts of exceptions to make you happy because we’re just so fucking grateful someone treated us like a human that day, and we want you to come back.

No really. People in customer service regularly get treated like shit. So just…say “please” and “thank you” at the drive-thru once in a fucking while, ‘kay?

(Source: aurora-spirit)

#lol i have been threatened with physical harm by a customer before #b/c i needed to transfer him to tech support and they were not physically in the store #yes sir...that's a completely reasonable reaction #good job #you sure told me #though on a more positive note #one time someone actually acknowledged that asking me to bend rules for her #was also asking me to get myself in trouble #so she just asked for a manager since they had the authority to make those kind of decisions #rather than berating me for 'horrible customer service' or whatever #(which is ALWAYS what happens otherwise) #(not getting myself reprimanded/fired = 'horrible customer service') #srsly lady-whose-name-i-don't-know #that pretty much made my week #voodooqueuequeue